18. Return of Zara the Astrologer

I was just thinking how astrology seems to be a more exact science than the weather web site I consult.
Just yesterday, the web site told me it would rain in the evening. My astrologer told me something bad would happen if I went out that night.
So I left the house, bringing along a heavy raincoat to see an outdoor concert by the Black Eyed Peas.
It didn't rain but a girl emptied her drink on my back.